Live screening downtown Monday February 10th.
Wednesday, June 3, 2020
Guelphissauga #1: The Tower of Sauron
In local monolithic news, a new sequel to The Fellowship of
Guelphissauga is coming out Monday February 10th. This time around, the
Guelph City Council is facing a proposal to build the Tower of Sauron
to lore over Guelphissauga. Will the Fellowship of James Gordon, Leanne Caron Piper, & Rodrigo Goller be strong enough to stop this monolithic monstrosity?
It will be a perilous journey for the Fellowship as the Property-Developer Orcs are rallying their troops with their NIMBY
counter-arguments. Funded by the new visitor parking fines at Solstice 1
& 2, the PD Army is ready for battle. The Fellowship may require
extra help to defeat the NIMBY Orcs. Perhaps they can summon the Ent of
Whitelaw Forest to rally the local hippies, hipsters, seniors, and
nature itself to stop the Army of Property-Developer Orcs from building
the Tower of Sauron as an idol to their residential zoning blight.
Live screening downtown Monday February 10th.
Live screening downtown Monday February 10th.
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Guelphissauga is the endgame being played out in the inevitable 21st century fusion of Guelph to greater Mississauga.
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