The Fellowship of Guelphissauga
continues after skirmishes in the Arkell wetlands. This time around
the Fellowship faces off with a double-team attack from two similar
breeds of Property Developer Orcs. The Blue-Blooded Skyline Orcs have
mustered their few surviving troops for a last hail-Mary attempt at
the gates of the Downtown Shire. But they are not alone as another
group of PD Orcs are simultaneously rallying for the Double Trouble
Towers at Gordon & Edinburgh. Can the Fellowship defend against
both groups of Orcs?
Defeated from the battle of the Tower
of Sauron, the Blue-Blooded Skyline Orc Army collected their
remaining troops for a last attack at the gates of the Shire. They
stubbornly stuck to their original battle plans without any changes
for respecting the Rules of the Ward. Longtime Councillor Cathy
Downer was surprised by the lack of adjustment to the proposal as she
had “rarely ever seen an application like this come back with no
changes.” Delegate Susan Ratcliffe called it “a very strange
building that violates so many values that we hold dear in Guelph.”
The Fellowship quickly and unanimously rejected the unchanged
proposal, putting a finishing blow into the Tower of Sauron. The
Skyline Orcs were angered by the repeated rejection and pondered
retaliation. Chamber of Commerce CEO Shakiba Shayani hinted that
Skyline might move its head office from the community if the proposal
doesn’t move forward.
Meanwhile in the middle of
Guelphissauga, another group of Property Developer Orcs have arrived
at the Shire's gates. They appear to be a hybrid between the Solstice
and Blue-Blooded PD Orcs with their intentions. Having marched all
the way from London Ontario, the Purple-Blooded Tricar Orcs are
proposing the Double Trouble Towers with a total of 377 apartment
units on the east side of Gordon Street and Edinburgh Road. Similar
to Skyline, the Tricar Orcs are wanting to break the Rules of the
Ward. The current zoning allows for a 10 storeys maximum and a
density of 150 units per hectare, but Tricar is proposing 12 storeys
and a density of 271 units per hectare. There would also be a harsh
environmental impact as 606 of the 707 trees currently on the
property would be removed. The intersection of Gordon and Edinburgh
is one of the busiest in town so parking will be a concern. Tricar is
proposing 586 parking spots with 523 of them in underground parking.
57 visitor parking spaces will be available above ground but Tricar
was unclear if they will charge visitor parking fees as down the road
at Solstice.
What do you think?
Is Guelphissauga growing too fast?
Is Guelphissauga growing too fast?
Is Skyline wasting City Council's time
with a repeat proposal?
Does Tricar's proposal perpetuate the
issues seen at Solstice 1 & 2?
Should Property Developers be allowed to re-propose a previously denied development without any changes?
Should Property Developers be allowed to re-propose a previously denied development without any changes?
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