Guelphissauga #10: Expanding the Solstice Swamps

The Fellowship of Guelphissauga continues with an update to a proposal from an ancient time long before the Tower of Sauron. Dating back to July 2017, the Carousel Condo PD Orcs entered the Shire to propose their NIMBY Tower for expanding the Solstice Swamps on Guelphissauga Road. After 3 years of review, the proposal is at the final stages of approval from the Fellowship. Will the Fellowship approve an expansion of the concrete jungles in the Solstice Swamps?

The proposal review process has been lengthy and treacherous due to the on going dangerous events on Guelphissauga Road. The Rules of the Ward are now thoroughly scrutinized from recent experiences with the other NIMBY Towers in the Solstice Swamps. The seasonal rain and snowstorms have created a dangerous crossing at Arkell & Guelphissauga Road from roof shingles flying off the Solstice Swamp Towers, causing local drivers to dodge debris on Guelphissauga Road. Luckily a government subsidy has prevented any traffic collisions so far as the hit TV show “Canada's Worst Driver” has earned its return on tax dollars by teaching the Shire's population defensive driving skills.

The Fellowship is set to vote on the final proposal for the Carousel Condo Tower on August 10^th. They are watching over the proposal's details as the Carousel Orcs have done the bare minimum to enter the Shire with an exact 6-storey height. This cost-cutting mentality is commonplace in the Solstice Swamps which has enraged local traffic and building quality issues. The proposal is for 32 units with 2 bedrooms each crammed onto 0.6 acres of land, accompanied by 46 parking spaces. The compact condo conditions will only have 70% of the inhabitants with their own parking spot. Located across the street from a Solstice Swamp Tower, traffic congestion and expanding concrete jungles may be coming to Guelphissauga Road.

What do you think?

Is the Solstice Standard for the Carousel Condos good enough?

If the Solstice Swamps are expanding, why build the Double Trouble Towers?

Have you seen any flying debris on Guelphissauga Road?